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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:12
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How or where can I get any kind of books online for free?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Can humans drink battery water?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
What Wilson said about Logan Gilbert’s second rehab start - Seattle Sports
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
How can I get over a break up?
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Mars isn’t Red? The Planet is Actually… - The Daily Galaxy
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catch Jupiter and Mercury side by side in the evening sky this week - Space
Just Forget it!
No go.
Next, they tried...
Sunday Night Baseball Parlay, Picks, Predictions for Yankees vs Red Sox - Action Network
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...